my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
