Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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