i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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