pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Two words: nipple clamps
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