I can't breathe out the right side of my face
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
