He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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