Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Panties = found
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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