so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week