you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold