East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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