Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

Tell him ill love him long time

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I'll assure him of it

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(801): View more from Utah

see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks

(1-801): View more from Utah

wait.... you do what?

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(785): View more from Kansas

I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills

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(513): View more from Ohio

Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Speaking is such a hard concept right now

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did

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(478): View more from Georgia

It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"

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(458): View more from Oregon

I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.

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(607): View more from New York

IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.

(1-607): View more from New York

You're such a supportive sister.

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