you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
