it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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