Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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