Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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