Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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