There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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