Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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