But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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