Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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