i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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