i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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