Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The adults are the big ones right?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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