Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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