i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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