I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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