matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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