Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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