Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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