Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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