Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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