I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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