She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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