If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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