On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We named our party play list daddy issues
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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