Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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