Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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