even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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