i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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