Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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