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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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