We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Come share oat with me in your robe
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
