It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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