Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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