Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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