Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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