..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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