Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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