For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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