Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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