is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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