I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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