Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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