Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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