The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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