Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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