I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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