I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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