As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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