Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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