Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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